The world is ruled by an evil mastermind robot that is slowly killing off the population by infecting it with stupidity and anorexia. And the worst part is that everyone knows about it. The public name for this robot is Paris Hilton. It goes around in a latex suit in the form of a bimbo and zaps people with its inanity ray. There are hidden subliminal messages of suicide hidden in what it has cunningly described as a ‘pop song’. Its deadly methods are killing off those who are most vulnerable; young girls and women, but it will soon filter through into the rest of the population, with the help of its evil army, the Taa-bloids. We must all fight while we still have the chance!