Hitler was born a jew, but in a circumcision error his left

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hitler was born a jew, but in a circumcision error his left testicle was accidentally cut off. this enraged him during puberty when his class-mates made fun of him. in his late teens he vowed revenge and denounced himself from the jewish faith. for the next few years he worked as an adult movie fluffer in countless films and appeared in one “blowing the pipes of peace” as plumber guy no 2. he quickly moved in to production and gained hugh hefner like status. it was when he moved into gay porn things changed, his bunnies were replaced by the s.s. (sexy studs) which by a combo of rigorous work-outs and high carb energy drinks became elite soldiers. his army grew many fold as the demand for gay porn at the time was so high. by the mid thirties hitler had control of over 70% of all german males and took control of the country via a huge dance-off. on one of his appletini drink benders he had the idea of watching his s.s. get oiled up and dance for him. after a admin typo hitler and his men were driven to poland the country instead of pole land in munich. the supply of gay porn to england and france came to a halt making the residents furious, and the leaders begged him to return to germany and continue making gay porn. but hitler refused this as the polish people welcomed him and his men in to the country. gay porn was huge in poland, and hitler finally got the recognition he craved. many poles were recruited and taken to special camp events were they could concentrate on the huge orgies about to take place. but in a rare moment of sobriety hitler recollected his missing ball and gave the order for his men include the practice of erotic asphyxiation, which led to the death of many jews. i have to go now as my long awaited david carradine solo work-out dvd is here i will continue at a later date, damned child friendly bags.