Even though when investigating a conspiracy theory you should look with an open mind at both sides of the story, there are exceptions to this rule. The lists of conspiracy theories below are premium examples. I haven’t really looked into these conspiracies and hoaxes, but you’ll see why.
Conspiracy Description.
People of political power (EG presidents, royal family)
are really reptiles in disguise. (David Icke)
The matrix is real! (David Icke)
The Earth is flat, and the government is keeping this
from us. (Unknown Conspiracy Forum)
America caused the Asian tsunami. (badastronomy.com Forum)
George Bush can hypnotize mass crowds, which is why he’s still in power (Unknown Conspiracy Forum)
If have any more crazy conspiracies, please leave a comment.
If you believe in any of the above and feel offended, and wish to change my mind, please email me at moonhoaxSP@gmail.com with some evidence available to the public for free. (A book you wrote for £16 doesn’t count) And i might give the conspiracy theory an article


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hitler was born a jew, but in a circumcision error his left testicle was accidentally cut off. this enraged him during puberty when his class-mates made fun of him. in his late teens he vowed revenge and denounced himself from the jewish faith. for the next few years he worked as an adult movie fluffer in countless films and appeared in one “blowing the pipes of peace” as plumber guy no 2. he quickly moved in to production and gained hugh hefner like status. it was when he moved into gay porn things changed, his bunnies were replaced by the s.s. (sexy studs) which by a combo of rigorous work-outs and high carb energy drinks became elite soldiers. his army grew many fold as the demand for gay porn at the time was so high. by the mid thirties hitler had control of over 70% of all german males and took control of the country via a huge dance-off. on one of his appletini drink benders he had the idea of watching his s.s. get oiled up and dance for him. after a admin typo hitler and his men were driven to poland the country instead of pole land in munich. the supply of gay porn to england and france came to a halt making the residents furious, and the leaders begged him to return to germany and continue making gay porn. but hitler refused this as the polish people welcomed him and his men in to the country. gay porn was huge in poland, and hitler finally got the recognition he craved. many poles were recruited and taken to special camp events were they could concentrate on the huge orgies about to take place. but in a rare moment of sobriety hitler recollected his missing ball and gave the order for his men include the practice of erotic asphyxiation, which led to the death of many jews. i have to go now as my long awaited david carradine solo work-out dvd is here i will continue at a later date, damned child friendly bags.
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Nibiru
Planet Nibiru, known as Planet X by the scientific community passed between Mars and Jupiter more than 4000 years ago on its epilliptic orbit. It collided with a planet that was between Mars and Jupiter. The planet that got smashed and the remnants of Nibiru formed the asteroid belt, and the remains of the planet between Mars and Jupiter was left with a giant gaping hole and thrown out of orbit where it later rejoined the orbit, but in front of Mars. Hence, the planet that got smacked by Nibiru…. is Earth. Think about it, if you were to take all the water out the pacific ocean… what would you be left with?
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Darn Anti-Semitists!
You forgot to put in Elders of Zion and crazy Anti-Semitist conspiracy theorists blaming the Jews for everything.
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You also forgot Paul is Dead!
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